Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Meet Myrna...


MYRNA FINKELGOLDFARBERSTEIN
Age: You're asking WHY?!?!
Marital Status: Married to Sy Finkelgoldfarberstein
Occupation: Oh, please! And ruin my nails? You people are maschugga.
Hobbies: Shopping - I NEVER pay retail.
Children: Meyer who is a Docta, Rosalin who is a Lawya, and little Morty who still lives with Mommy because he needs me. Such a blessing, this child.
Resides in: Old Lawrence, Longisland. Winters in Ft. Lauderdale.
Pets: My precious Yorkie, Schatzie. She goes with me whereva...let them tell me I can't take my baby to the Deli.

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